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Sky-High Sabotage: APT29 Targets Cloud Services, Five Eyes Sound Alarm on Russian Cyber Onslaught
Cloudy with a chance of espionage: APT29 hackers shift their shifty sights to cloud services, proving that every silver lining has a touch of Russian grey. #CloudUnderSiege

Hot Take:
When the clouds get stormy, it's not just rain you have to worry about – it's Russian hackers parachuting into your fluffy white data cumulus! APT29, the digital James Bonds of Russia, are trading their traditional on-premises black-tie attire for some cloud casual gear. They're not just after your secrets; they've got a whole weather system of tools to rain on your parade. Time to umbrella-up your cloud services, folks!