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Cyber Alert: Five Eyes Spots Russian Hackers Cloud-Hopping for Data Heists
Beware the cyber skies—Russian hackers are now cloud-chasers! The Five Eyes alliance warns that these digital storm troopers are ditching on-prem raids for fluffy cloud heists. Stay safe: sprinkle some 2FA and keep those passwords as strong as your coffee. ☁️🔒⚡ #RussianHackerCloudAlert

Hot Take:
Looks like Russian hackers are tired of the traditional Matryoshka doll and are now nesting in the cloud. The Five Eyes intelligence alliance is basically telling us that the cloud is no longer just for storing embarrassing high school photos and half-finished novels—it's now the VIP lounge for cyber espionage. And just when you thought your passwords were safe, these digital Babushkas are spray-painting and brute-forcing their way into your cloud-based diaries. Time to rain on their parade!