Okay, deep breath, let's get this over with. In the grand act of digital self-sabotage, we've littered this site with cookies. Yep, we did that. Why? So your highness can have a 'premium' experience or whatever. These traitorous cookies hide in your browser, eagerly waiting to welcome you back like a guilty dog that's just chewed your favorite shoe. And, if that's not enough, they also tattle on which parts of our sad little corner of the web you obsess over. Feels dirty, doesn't it?
Apple Unwraps DMA Compliance Plan: Embrace the Browser Bonanza or Risk the Malware Madness?
Apple’s “DMA Compliance Report” spills the tea on EU’s tech shake-up: Safari’s about to play musical chairs with browsers, and data’s doing the tango across platforms. Ready for an iOS-Android duet by 2025? Cue the drama—and malware maestros shaking in their boots.

Hot Take:
Oh, the Digital Markets Act saga continues! Apple's playing nice (sort of) with the EU's new rules by offering up a “choose your browser” buffet and data portability perks while subtly whispering, "But beware, here be dragons!" in the form of potential malware and privacy threats. It's like being invited to a party and then being warned that the punch might be spiked—with cyber risk. Cheers to consumer choice, I guess?