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Blast Data Bloat: Mastering the Art of Deleting Obsolete Data for Legal Peace & Lower Costs
Data deluge meets wallet-draining breaches: As unstructured data doubles, businesses juggle the hot potato of obsolete info. Clear out or cough up—IBM says breaches hit a pricey $4.45M in 2023. It’s time to map, zap, and cap that risky data! 🗺️💥🧢 #DataRetentionStrategy

Hot Take:
As we prepare to swim in the digital sea of unstructured data doubling in 2024, it seems it’s not just about hoarding the data treasure anymore. It's time to Marie Kondo our data closets, folks! Because let's face it, a data breach costs more than your average pirate ransom nowadays, and no one wants to foot a $4.45M bill for holding onto digital flotsam and jetsam. So, let's delete as if our cyber-lives depend on it—because, well, they kinda do.