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AcidPour Malware Alert: Linux x86 Devices in the Crosshairs of Data Destruction
Beware, Linux users: AcidPour is on the loose! This pesky new malware variant is itching to scrub your data clean. It’s like AcidRain’s cousin, but with a specific appetite for Linux x86 devices. Wipeout alert! 🌧️💻🧼 #AcidPourMalware

Hot Take:
If your Linux x86 device is acting a little too squeaky clean, it might just be the new AcidPour malware doing a bit of "spring cleaning" on your files. And by "spring cleaning," I mean wiping everything in sight—more like an acid rainstorm in your hard drive than a tidy-up. This malware is like the unwanted house guest that throws out your couch because it didn't spark joy. Cue the cybersecurity experts playing digital whack-a-mole with these cybercriminals!