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DoD’s Bug Bounty Bonanza: 50,000 Glitches Richer, National Security Stronger
Crack a code, earn some dough—ethical hackers hit the jackpot as the DoD’s VDP marks 50,000 patched bugs. Cyber warriors, assemble! 🛡️💻🐛 #DoDVulnerabilities

Hot Take:
Well, would you look at that! The US Department of Defense is playing "Capture the Flag" with ethical hackers, and whoa, they've snagged over 50,000 digital flags. That's a whole lot of bugs squashed, folks. I guess it's like they say – keep your friends close, your enemies on a government payroll, and your bugs in a bounty program. The Pentagon's "Hack the Pentagon" sounds less like a security initiative and more like an invitation to the world's nerdiest rave. Party on, DoD!