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Finland Pins Cyber Espionage on China’s APT31: Parliament Hack Unveiled
Finland’s Poliisi cracked the case, nabbing APT31 for a cyber heist on Parliament. It’s no “Ocean’s Eleven,” but this Chinese hacking squad’s digital fingerprints are all over the 2020-2021 espionage caper. Stay tuned for more on the high-stakes cyber-drama!

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Oh, the drama of international espionage! Just when you thought the Cold War was confined to the history books, along comes a cyber saga that reads like a rejected Bond movie script. Finland's top sleuths have pointed their Nordic detective hats squarely at China's APT31, accusing them of digital skulduggery in the Finnish parliamentary woodwork. The only thing missing here is a villain stroking a white cat and cackling over a keyboard!