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Breach Alert: 341K Social Security Numbers Snatched from Greylock McKinnon Associates!
Breaking: Greylock McKinnon Associates reports a major data heist—341,650 Social Security numbers snagged! The DOJ’s involved, but your grandma’s Medicare? Safe. Why the 9-month notification lag? Stay tuned. #DataBreachDrama
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Breaking News: Your Social Security number may have taken a little vacation without you, thanks to a cyber boo-boo at Greylock McKinnon Associates. If you're feeling left out of the DOJ's secret legal shenanigans, don't worry, your personal deets might just be part of the loot! So much for being an unnamed extra in the blockbuster drama of civil litigation. Remember, folks, in the data breach lottery, you don't want to be the jackpot!Already a member? Log in here