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Microsoft’s Mega Patch: Slamming Shut Two Zero-Day Vulnerabilities with a Side of 147 Fixes!
In April 2024, Microsoft battles digital supervillains with a patch for 149 security flaws, including two critical zero-day exploits. With exploits more Hollywood than Silicon Valley, it’s patching season in the cyber world! Focus keyphrase: “major patch.”

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Double trouble in the digital domain as Microsoft plays digital whack-a-mole with not one, but two zero-day vulnerabilities. It's like a cyber version of "The Floor is Lava," except instead of cute Instagram posts, we get patches for security flaws that could potentially let hackers do the electric slide through our personal data. Props to the patch patrol over at Microsoft for putting on their digital superhero capes and saving the day once again – even if it's the umpteenth time this year. Stay patched, pals, or you might just be the next unwilling star of "Hackers Gone Wild"!