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GitHub Heist: How Keyzetsu Malware Swipes Crypto with Crafty Code Repos
Beware the GitHub ghouls! Crafty coders are conjuring clipboard chaos, “Keyzetsu” style, to snatch your crypto cash with their malicious Visual Studio sorcery. Don’t let your digital dough disappear—double-check before you download! #GitHubMalwareMagic

Hot Take:
Well, well, well, if it isn't our old friend GitHub, once again unwittingly playing Robin Hood's less charitable cousin, 'Robbin' Your Cryptohood'. These crafty cyber bandits are serving up a fresh malware mélange, Keyzetsu style, with a side of cryptocurrency theft. And get this, they're hiding their wickedness in plain sight—within Visual Studio projects no less! I guess the 'Visual' in Visual Studio now stands for 'Visually steal all your coins while you're not looking'. Bravo, nefarious nerds, bravo.