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CISA Unleashes Malware Next-Gen: Public Joins the Cybersecurity Fray!
Crack open the digital disinfectant—CISA’s “Malware Next-Gen” now welcomes public malware submissions. Join the cyber clean-up crew and help squash those pesky virtual bugs!

Hot Take:
Well, folks, it looks like CISA has just turned "Malware Next-Gen" into the cyber equivalent of America's Got Talent, but instead of singing, dancing, and magic tricks, it's malware samples strutting their stuff. Now, everyone from your tech-savvy grandma to multinational corporations can shoot their shot at stardom—or, you know, just help secure the nation's cyber infrastructure. Tomato, tomahto.