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Cyber Siege on French Cities: Hackers Disrupt Municipal Services as Olympics Loom
French municipal mayhem: a “large-scale cyber attack” has left several government services in a digital ditch, with Saint-Nazaire singing the cyber-siege blues. Who’s behind it? Mum’s the word. Stay tuned for more on this très grande digital debacle.

Hot Take:
Oh là là, the French servers are under siege, and it's not by the British this time. It's a cyber onslaught, and the baguettes are burning! We've got municipalities going dark, hacktivists playing tag with DDoS attacks, and enough leaked personal data to make a bureaucrat blush. Mon Dieu, it's chaos on the cyber boulevard!