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Cyber Heist Alert: Cherry Health Hit by Ransomware, 185K Victims in Data Breach Nightmare
Caught in a digital heist, Cherry Health’s info buffet—nearly 185,000 patients’ data, from SSNs to sinus scans—was the main course for ransomware rogues. Now, the healthcare hub doles out credit monitoring like aspirin post-surgery. Talk about an expensive cyber headache! #RansomwareRuckus 🚑💻🔒

Hot Take:
Another day, another data disaster. Cherry Health might as well have hung a "Hack Me" sign on their firewall. With enough personal info to start a small country of identity thieves, this ransomware romp is less 'cherry-picking' and more like stripping the whole orchard bare.