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HelloGookie Emerges: Notorious HelloKitty Ransomware Rebrands and Strikes Back
Like a cat with nine lives, HelloKitty ransomware claws back into the cyberworld as HelloGookie. This feline fiend’s return marks a new chapter of digital mischief, with stolen data and decryptors in tow. Will it purr or hiss? Only time will tell.

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the cyber waters, HelloKitty morphs into HelloGookie, proving that in the digital world, the nine lives rule isn't just for cats. The audacity to rebrand and resurface is like a bad horror movie sequel; we know it's coming, it's going to be a bloody mess, and yet, we can't look away. It’s like HelloKitty got a glow-up and a new collar, but let's face it, it still has the same old claws.