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Cyber Siege: UnitedHealth’s $872 Million Ransomware Drama Ends with Payout
UnitedHealth coughed up ransom dough to shush cyber-thieves from spilling patient secrets. Even with $872M in cyber-boo-boos, they’re patching up data leaks faster than a doc with a suture kit. #RansomwareRuckus
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Who knew healthcare could get more painful than stepping on a LEGO? UnitedHealth Group just took the Hippocratic Oath to a whole new level: "First, do no harm...unless you're hacked, then just throw money at the problem." Paying off cybercriminals might just be the new co-pay in this twisted game of digital doctor and patient.Already a member? Log in here