Okay, deep breath, let's get this over with. In the grand act of digital self-sabotage, we've littered this site with cookies. Yep, we did that. Why? So your highness can have a 'premium' experience or whatever. These traitorous cookies hide in your browser, eagerly waiting to welcome you back like a guilty dog that's just chewed your favorite shoe. And, if that's not enough, they also tattle on which parts of our sad little corner of the web you obsess over. Feels dirty, doesn't it?
Print Spooler Panic: CISA Flags High-Risk CVE-2022-38028 Threat Looming Over Windows Users
Breaking News: CISA’s latest guest to the “Known Exploited Vulnerabilities Catalog” bash is CVE-2022-38028. This Windows Print Spooler crasher loves escalating privileges uninvited. Party’s over, folks—it’s patching time! 🖨️🚨 #CybersecurityChaCha

Hot Take:
Well, well, well, if it isn't our old frenemy, the Print Spooler, back to splatter its inky malice across the Windows landscape. CISA's latest addition to the "You're in Trouble" catalog is basically like putting up a "Beware of Dog" sign, except the dog is a code-flaw that lets hackers do the digital equivalent of eating all your homework. And by homework, I mean sensitive government documents. Good times!