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Cyber Heist Alert: Change Healthcare’s IT Crisis as Hackers Exploit Citrix Flaw
Facing a cyber-siege, Change Healthcare was outfoxed by hackers exploiting a Citrix flaw. The breach has UnitedHealth’s CEO, Witty, spilling the beans to Congress, sans multi-factor authentication. Cue the $22 million crypto-crisis with a side of ransomware drama. #ChangeHealthcareDataBreach

Hot Take:
Oh, Change Healthcare, more like Change Your Passwords, am I right? In a plot twist that surprises exactly no one, hackers have yet again tickled the underbelly of a company's cybersecurity with a feather of negligence. And what's the magic word missing from this cyber fiasco? Multi-factor authentication. It's like leaving your front door unlocked and being shocked when the neighborhood raccoons throw a party in your kitchen.