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Apple’s Privacy Fumble: EU Users Tracked Across Sites by ‘Secure’ Alternatives
In a “whoopsie-daisy” of epic proportions, Apple’s EU privacy garden just sprouted a backdoor for sneaky trackers. Thanks to a “unique” take on the browser, your digital footprints might as well be neon signs. #ApplePrivacyOopsie

Hot Take:
Apple's latest move to comply with EU laws is like throwing a "Come at me, bro!" invite to cyber miscreants everywhere. EU users can now frolic through digital fields of third-party app stores, but it seems Apple forgot to shut the gate on privacy! It's like they've built a shiny new bridge for users to cross over to the land of app freedom, only to realize that trolls (read: malicious trackers) have set up camp underneath.