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Microsoft’s Security Overhaul: Top Priority Shifts Tied to Leadership Pay Amid Cyber Critique
Laughing in the face of cyber calamity, Microsoft has gone full ‘security bodybuilder,’ flexing new principles to beef up digital defenses. Leadership’s wallets now sync with safety success, because nothing says “pretty please fix it” like a bonus on the line! #MicrosoftSecurityMuscles 💪🔒
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Microsoft's finally playing its security card right after getting a cyber-spanking. It's like they've been eating their spinach and are all pumped up to flex those security muscles. They're not just talking the talk either; they're putting their money where their mouth is. Literally, the top brass at Microsoft will now feel the pinch in their wallets if they don't level up their security game. So, get ready for less hacky and more secure times ahead – if all goes according to their master plan!
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