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Cyber Guardians Unite: CISA’s Ransomware Alert Program Shields US Critical Infrastructure
Are ransomware gangs treating critical US infrastructure like a piñata? Fear not! CISA’s on a full-court press with its Ransomware Vulnerability Warning Pilot—slam-dunking alerts to patch up security faster than you can say “cyber swish.” Score one for the good guys! 🏀💻🛡️ #RansomwareDefense

Hot Take:
Looks like the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) is playing digital whack-a-mole with ransomware goons! They've launched their very own "Ransomware Vulnerability Warning Pilot" scheme, sort of like a cyber Batman signal for the internet's Gotham. The only difference? Instead of a bat, it's a sternly worded email saying, "Patch your systems, or the cyber baddies will get ya!"