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RSA Recap 2024: Unveiling the Infosec Rollercoaster of Despair and Hope!
Feeling insecure? Join the club! At the RSA Conference, the mood was like a password post-it note: visible concern but a sticky hope for better security. Tune into The Register’s Kettle for the full debrief. #InfosecFeels

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It's like the Oscars for the cybersecurity elite, minus the designer gowns and plus a whole lot of existential dread. The 2024 RSA Conference in San Francisco was the infosec community's family reunion, where the family is on the brink of disowning the internet for its rebellious phase of data breaches, ransomware, and phishing scams. But like every good family gathering, there was a glimmer of hope among the attendees that Auntie Antivirus and Uncle Firewall will save the day.