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Android’s New Guardian: Google’s Live Malware Detection Aims to Outsmart Bad Apps
Ready your shields, Android users! Google’s new live threat detection service is your knight in digital armor, slaying malware dragons with AI might. It’s like having a tiny, tech-savvy bodyguard in your pocket. Malicious apps, beware! 🛡️📱 #MalwareCrusader

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Who needs a guard dog when you can have Google Play Protect sniffing around your digital backyard? Google's latest cyber-sleuthing tool promises to keep your Android as clean as a whistle – and just in time, because who hasn't downloaded an app that turned out to be more trickster than treat? Get ready for malware to meet its match... unless it's already swiped right on your data.