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Crash and Burn: The Lacework Saga & Zuck’s Meme Makeover
Struggling to meme your way to CEO stardom? Take a leaf from Zuckerberg’s fashion-forward book—now featuring chain necklaces and a relatable, meme-worthy persona. #FromBotToHot

Hot Take:
Looks like Lacework's cybersecurity star crashed and burned faster than you can say "AI overlord." Who knew that dolling out Barbie dolls wouldn't protect you from a valuation implosion? Meanwhile, Zuck's in a meme-fueled makeover, Cannes is playing dress-up for the tech elite, and we're getting intergalactic cautionary tales with side quests in Hades. Oh, and vampires - because why not?