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OmniVision Shuttered by Cactus Ransomware: Imaging Giant’s Data Breach Exposes Sensitive Info
Snap a photo, lose your data—OmniVision’s plot twist after a Cactus ransomware prick. 🌵💾 #DataBreachComedy

Hot Take:
Well, it looks like OmniVision had a bit of a prickly situation on their hands with the Cactus ransomware. I mean, nothing says "we value your privacy" quite like having your passport scans and NDAs strewn across the dark web like confetti at a privacy parade. And offering credit monitoring after the fact is like giving out Band-Aids after a shark attack. But hey, at least they're not on the ransomware's hit list anymore. Score one for the home team?