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Hackers Feast on Aging Apache Flink Flaw: CISA Rings Alarm Bells for Federal Patch Parade
Beware, federal agencies: Hackers are exploiting a geriatric Apache Flink flaw without endpoint protection. CISA’s saying patch or perish by June 13th! #CybersecurityTimeBomb 🕒💥💻

Hot Take:
Oh CISA, you nostalgic bunch, reminiscing about exploits of yesteryears like they're vintage wine. Adding a three-year-old flaw to the party list now? That's like warning us about a storm that's already soaked our socks. But hey, better late than never when it comes to patching up old holes, right? Dust off those Apache Flinks, folks – it's updating time!