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Seattle Public Library Battles Ransomware: Ebooks Frozen, Physical Books to the Rescue!
In a twist worthy of a paperback thriller, the Seattle Public Library’s systems are in a bind, thanks to ransomware. But fear not, bookworms – the physical trove of tales awaits your analog perusal. #LibraryLockdownComedy

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Nothing screams "throwback" like a good old ransomware attack on a library. Who knew hackers were such avid readers? Or maybe they just wanted to check out an ebook but forgot their library card. Either way, the Seattle Public Library’s cyber woes have given "offline reading" a whole new meaning. Let's go analog, folks—paper forms, physical cards, and the Dewey Decimal System are making a comeback!