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Ticketmaster’s Troubles: Hacked by ShinyHunters, 500M Users’ Data at Risk!
In a twist that’s less ‘encore’ and more ‘oh no’, ShinyHunters hacked Ticketmaster, swiping data from 500M accounts. DOJ’s antitrust tunes play in the background as the hackers encore with a $500K data drop. Stay tuned, unless you’re Ticketmaster—then, maybe just log off. #TicketmasterDataLeak

Hot Take:
Let's face it, when hackers turned their sights on Ticketmaster, half the internet probably thought it was a new customer service feature. But alas, no, ShinyHunters just pulled off what might be the world's largest involuntary 'data concert,' with over 500 million fans' sensitive info now singing the blues. While Ticketmaster grapples with antitrust lawsuits, their security measures apparently couldn't handle an encore from the cyber bandits. Who knew that after years of battling bots and irate customers, it would be their own backstage that needed a security check?