Okay, deep breath, let's get this over with. In the grand act of digital self-sabotage, we've littered this site with cookies. Yep, we did that. Why? So your highness can have a 'premium' experience or whatever. These traitorous cookies hide in your browser, eagerly waiting to welcome you back like a guilty dog that's just chewed your favorite shoe. And, if that's not enough, they also tattle on which parts of our sad little corner of the web you obsess over. Feels dirty, doesn't it?
Pumpkin Eclipse Havoc: Malware Botnet Bricks 600K Routers, Leaving Midwest in Digital Darkness
Pumpkin Eclipse: Not Your Average Jack-o’-Lantern! The botnet that turned 600k routers into pricey paperweights, leaving Midwest netizens in a spooky disconnect. 🎃💥 #PumpkinEclipseAttack
