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$308 Million Vanishes in Crypto Catastrophe: DMM Bitcoin’s Record Heist of 2024
Hold onto your digital wallets! $308 million in Bitcoin vanished from DMM Bitcoin, making cyber-thieves richer and setting a new 2024 heist record. #CryptoCaper 🕵️♂️💰
Hot Take:
Oh, the irony! In a quest to create a decentralized utopia free from the shackles of traditional banking, crypto exchanges have basically turned into digital piñatas for hackers. DMM Bitcoin just got whacked, and out spilled 4,502.9 Bitcoins worth a staggering $308 million. It's like Ocean's Eleven, but everyone's wearing Anonymous masks and the casino is in the cloud.
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