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Data Breach Bonanza: USDoD Swipes 2.9 Billion Records – Opt-Out Services to the Rescue!
USDoD’s Latest Heist: 2.9 Billion Records Snatched! Florida’s National Public Data API searches compromised, but data opt-out users breathe a sigh of relief. Price tag for privacy? $3.5 million. #DataLeakDrama

Hot Take:
Looks like the USDoD gang has been busy bees, buzzing into databases and making a honey pot out of personal data. With 2.9 billion records snatched, it seems they’re throwing a cyber barbecue and everyone’s data is invited. And for those who opted out of data sharing, give yourself a pat on the back; you’re the lucky ones not getting smoked this season!