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Chilly Leak: Club Penguin’s Ghost Haunts Disney with Data Breach Drama
Waddle you do when your beloved Club Penguin leaks? Disney’s old MMO may be on ice, but its data just snowballed into a 415MB leak on 4Chan. Fans are flipping their flippers as 7-year-old Disney secrets thaw out. #ClubPenguinDataLeak

Hot Take:
When Disney said "Let it Go," they weren't talking about their internal data, but here we are, watching Club Penguin fans waddle into a security mess that's colder than an iceberg in the Arctic. It's like a Disney movie plot, but the villain is a data breach, and the heroes are... well, probably somewhere on 4Chan. Pass the popcorn!