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PHPocalypse Now: Newly Uncovered PHP Flaw on Windows Opens the Gates for Remote Code Mayhem!
Beware PHP users: A pesky CGI flaw (CVE-2024-4577) could let hackers party on your code—windows wide open! Patch up or risk the cyber shindig. 🐛💻🎉 #PHPsecurityFlaw

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Just when you thought your old PHP was as secure as a lock on a diary, CVE-2024-4577 comes along and turns it into Swiss cheese – but only if you're fluent in Windows and speak PHP with a Chinese or Japanese accent. Time to patch up or switch up, folks!