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From Cover-Up to Comeback: Ex-Uber Security Chief Shares Lessons Behind Bars
From Uber’s data breach to pondering prison yoga, ex-CSO Joe Sullivan’s tale is a wild ride. Watch as he unpacks lessons for jittery CISOs—because cyber threats wait for no one!

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Well, Joe Sullivan certainly had a tour of the "What Not to Do as a CSO" amusement park, didn't he? Packing his hypothetical overnight bag for the big house, studying up on the Ritz-Carltons of the prison world, only to end up with the criminal justice equivalent of a 'no dessert after dinner' punishment. Three years of probation and community service? That's less 'Orange is the New Black' and more 'My Name is Earl.' But hey, at least he's not trading his cybersecurity manuals for soap-on-a-rope etiquette guides.