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Beware Sysadmins: New Linux Ransomware Targets VMware ESXi Servers with a Vengeance
Discover the stealthy new Linux ransomware targeting VMware ESXi systems — ensuring admin access before unleashing chaos, encrypting precious VM files. It’s a virtual headache for sysadmins! #VMwareVillainy

Hot Take:
Oh, look, the Linux kids are finally getting some attention in the ransomware playground! TargetCompany ransomware is strutting into VMware ESXi parties, checking for VIP passes with 'uname,' and shaking down systems for their virtual lunch money. It's encryption with a side of stealth, and your VMs are the main course!