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Urgent Call for Heroes: Donate O Blood Types Now to Save Lives After Cyberattack Crisis!
Urgent: O-blood donors needed post-cyberattack! NHS hospitals are scrambling after a digital debacle, so roll up your sleeves and help refill the life-saving tank. 🩸💻🚨 #BloodDonorsSaveLives

Hot Take:
When vampires in hoodies decide to mess with the blood banks, it's not just Buffy the Cybersecurity Slayer who's got a job to do—it's also time for all you O-fivers and O-negativos to roll up your sleeves and save the day! The NHS is calling, and your veins might just have the liquid gold patients need while doctors play a high-stakes game of "Guess Who's Blood Type" thanks to a cyberattack courtesy of Qilin's not-so-magical malware.