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Cylance Stung by Cyber Sting: 34 Million Emails Swiped as Sp1d3r Weaves Dark Web Deal
Cylance in a cyber pickle! Hackers bagged 34M emails, but the firm insists it’s old news—pre-BlackBerry era. Data’s on sale for a steal at $750K. Focus keyphrase: “cyberattack on Cylance.”

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Looks like Cylance got a taste of its own medicine, and it's bitter with a hint of irony! Who would've thought a cybersecurity firm would get cyber-napped? But don't worry, folks; the stolen data is vintage 2015-2018 – practically antiques in the tech world. It's like getting your Walkman stolen when you've already moved on to Spotify. And at $750k, it's priced like a rare Picasso of pilfered emails. Bargain or bust?