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Chinese Cyber Blitz: 20,000 FortiGate Systems Hacked, Dutch Spies Sound Global Alarm
Chinese Cyber Shenanigans: 20,000 FortiGate systems breached! The Dutch are saying it’s worse than we thought, with a side of persistent RAT malware that even laughs at reboot attempts. Stay tuned, this digital cheese has holes!

Hot Take:
Oh look, another cyber-espionage thriller straight outta China, featuring an all-star cast of compromised devices, stealthy RATs, and a plot twist where rebooting is about as effective as changing your password to 'password123'. The MIVD's latest revelation is like finding out your 'secure' vault was actually made of Swiss cheese, and the holes are 20,000 FortiGate systems wide. Now that's a blockbuster no one signed up for!