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Malware Masquerade: How Phishers Exploit Windows Search to Serve Up a Storm of Cyber Threats
Beware the sly “invoice” lurking in your inbox! A new phishing shindig is abusing Windows Search to serve malware, disguised as a harmless ZIP. Think twice before you click—those search results may just quarantine your digital life! #WindowsSearchProtocolCaper

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Oh look, Windows Search isn't just for finding that lost recipe for quinoa casserole anymore—it's now a VIP pass to Malwareville, courtesy of some crafty cyber ne'er-do-wells. Who knew that a tool designed to find your misplaced files could also host a party for uninvited malware guests? Time to RSVP "No" to this shindig, folks!