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Panera Bread’s Data Breach Buffet: Employees’ Info Toasted in Cyber Attack
Panera Bread’s secret recipe leaked? Nope, just employee data in a ransomware heist! Get your bagels, not your breaches. #DataBreachDiet

Hot Take:
Looks like Panera Bread's menu got a little too spicy with a side of ransomware. They might be great at baking bread, but it seems their cybersecurity recipe could use a dash more protection. Let's toast to hoping their IT team isn't still "kneading" the basics of digital defense!