Okay, deep breath, let's get this over with. In the grand act of digital self-sabotage, we've littered this site with cookies. Yep, we did that. Why? So your highness can have a 'premium' experience or whatever. These traitorous cookies hide in your browser, eagerly waiting to welcome you back like a guilty dog that's just chewed your favorite shoe. And, if that's not enough, they also tattle on which parts of our sad little corner of the web you obsess over. Feels dirty, doesn't it?
Firefox Bolsters Defenses: New Biometric Barrier Shields Your Passwords from Prying Eyes!
Dodge those digital pickpockets! Firefox rolls out a new trick to keep your password loot safe with biometrics—because your face is your new secret weapon. #FirefoxSecurityBoost 🛡️😎

Hot Take:
Well, well, Mozilla, you sly fox, padding your browser with biometric bling! But let's face it, in the grand theft digital, even the slickest fingerprint can't rub out the sticky fingers of malware. Perhaps, it's time for users to consider Firefox less of a burly bouncer and more of a fancy butler, who whispers, "Pardon me, but your password might still be in peril."