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Cyber Siege: London Hospitals in Chaos as Russian Hackers Demand $50M Ransom
Facing a real-life ransomware horror, the London NHS trust’s plot thickened as Russian hackers demanded a $50 million blockbuster ransom. Vulnerabilities? Known for years, yet operations still got the cutting-room floor treatment. Stay tuned for the next gripping episode, or better yet, beef up your…

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Well, it seems the Russian hacking group Qilin has decided to play doctor, but instead of saving lives, they're wreaking havoc on the NHS and holding Synnovis's pathology services hostage. For a mere $50 million, they promise to return the stolen data and maybe even throw in a complimentary anatomy lesson. But hey, who needs operational hospitals when you can enjoy the thrilling chaos of cyber warfare, right?