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Auto Dealers in Cyber Gridlock: CDK Global’s Shutdown Drives Chaos
When CDK Global faced a cyber smackdown, car dealerships screeched to a pen-and-paper halt. Cue the “oops” soundtrack—cybersecurity just got real. Disconnect that VPN, folks! 🛑🚗💻 #CyberAttackComedy

Hot Take:
Imagine the irony: a cybersecurity firm that helps protect you from the digital boogeyman gets spooked by one itself. CDK, the digital heartbeat of car dealerships, flatlined its own systems faster than you can say "CTRL+ALT+DEL" after spotting some nasty malware. Dealers were left to kick it old school with ink and dead trees while CDK played digital whack-a-mole. It’s like watching your lifeguard struggle to swim – unsettling, yet oddly entertaining.