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Biden Hits Delete on Kaspersky: U.S. to Ban Russian Antivirus Over Spying Fears
Say “да-да” to cyber safety, folks! The US is uninstalling Kaspersky antivirus faster than you can say “Russian spyware.” With national security on the line, Uncle Sam’s hitting delete on potential digital double agents. #BanKaspersky

Hot Take:
When antivirus becomes the virus, it's time for a digital flu shot. The U.S. is gearing up to deliver a dose of 'Nyet' to Kaspersky, with a ban quicker than you can say "cybersecurity threat." Who knew that the cyber guardians could become the gatecrashers? Let's unpack this digital drama!