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Biden Pulls the Plug: Kaspersky Labs Hit with US Sales Ban Over Russian Risk Fears
“Biden admin says ‘nyet’ to Kaspersky: US to ban Russian antivirus software, citing cozy Kremlin ties and cybersecurity cha-cha-changes. Switch now, says Commerce Secretary, or risk dancing with the digital devil!” (Focus keyphrase: “ban Kaspersky”)

Hot Take:
Ladies and gentlemen, grab your digital pitchforks and uninstall buttons! The Biden administration has just served Kaspersky Labs the cybersecurity version of 'You can't sit with us.' With all the subtlety of a bull in a china shop, they're showing Kaspersky the door, all while whispering sweet nothings like "It's not you, it's your potential Russian government buddies." So, it's time to bid farewell to your beloved antivirus and say privet (that's Russian for hello) to something a little less... Kremlin-chic.