Okay, deep breath, let's get this over with. In the grand act of digital self-sabotage, we've littered this site with cookies. Yep, we did that. Why? So your highness can have a 'premium' experience or whatever. These traitorous cookies hide in your browser, eagerly waiting to welcome you back like a guilty dog that's just chewed your favorite shoe. And, if that's not enough, they also tattle on which parts of our sad little corner of the web you obsess over. Feels dirty, doesn't it?
Cyber Showdown: US Prioritizes Battling China’s Digital Dragons Through 2025
Facing cyber dragons head-on, the DHS now eyes China’s digital antics as Public Enemy #1. From waterworks hacks to satellite shenanigans, they’re on it like white on cybersecurity rice, until at least 2025. Stay tuned, and don’t forget to laugh in the face of danger…

Hot Take:
Looks like Uncle Sam is swapping deck chairs on the Titanic, folks! DHS is prioritizing the cyber-menace from the East over...well, everything else until 2025. Buckle up for a digital cold war with fortune cookies on the side, because the U.S. is putting up virtual walls faster than you can say 'firewall'!