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Patelco Credit Union Ransomware Woes: Digital Banking Grinds to a Halt
In a digital pickle, Patelco Credit Union reveals a ransomware relish that’s left online banking in a bit of a jam. Services are still toast, but ATMs are dispensing cash like hotcakes. Stay tuned—and vigilant! #RansomwareAttack #PatelcoCreditUnion

Hot Take:
Patelco Credit Union decided to take a summer break from modern banking and give its members a taste of the good ol' days, where the only mobile banking available was a piggy bank on wheels. But seriously, they've been hit with ransomware, and now they're turning off everything but the ATMs and their 20th-century fax machines. If you're a Patelco customer, it's time to get cozy with your local ATM; it might be your new BFF for a while.