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Cash Chaos: Patelco Credit Union Grapples with Ransomware Hell, Vows Fee Reimbursement
Crashed and ransomed, Patelco Credit Union’s outage leaves San Francisco members in a bill-paying pickle. CEO promises fee forgiveness, but ATM access? That’s a comedy of errors, folks.

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It's like Patelco Credit Union decided to take a nostalgic trip back to the '90s, except instead of pogs and frosted tips, they're bringing back the good old days of banking without the internet. Welcome to the ransomware rave party, where the only thing getting served is a cold dish of offline frustration with a side of late-fee reimbursement!