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SolarWinds Slams Shut 8 Critical Security Holes: Your ARMored Guard Just Got Mightier!
Just when you thought it was safe to ignore updates, SolarWinds plugs eight critical ‘you-shall-not-pass’ vulnerabilities. Hackers with a ‘no privileges, no problem’ attitude face a new nemesis: Access Rights Manager 2024.3. Patched up and ready to audit, because who doesn’t love a good admin…

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Looks like SolarWinds is patching holes in its cybersecurity net faster than a pirate in a sinking rowboat. With a treasure trove of eight critical vulnerabilities, including a swashbuckling six pack of RCEs, ye best believe the cyber seas are rough. Avast ye, admins, and patch yer ARM before ye walk the plank!