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Cybersecurity Shake-Up: Exabeam Merges with LogRhythm Amidst Job Cuts Fury and Shareholder Probes
In a digital plot twist, Exabeam and LogRhythm’s merger brings chuckles and pink slips. While execs toast, 30% of the workforce gets Zoom-doomed. Stay tuned for the next episode of “Cybersecurity Shuffle!” 🕺💻 #MergerMayhem
Hot Take:
When life gives you mergers, make...redundancies? Exabeam and LogRhythm just tied the knot, and it seems like they're celebrating by playing a game of corporate musical chairs—except when the music stops, 30% of the workforce is standing without a seat. Meanwhile, shareholders are waving their legal flashlights to inspect the deal's nooks and crannies. Is this a case of 'unhappy ever after' for the newlyweds?
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