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2024’s Cyber Catastrophes: Billion-Record Breaches and How They Shook the World
Buckle up, data disaster tourists! 2024’s breaches are like a hacker’s buffet—over a billion records snatched. AT&T’s oopsie daisy? 7.6 million “Hello, can you hear me now?” moments. Change Healthcare? More like Change Privacy Settings. And Snowflake’s chilly leak? Even Ticketmaster’s encores got encored. #BiggestSecurityIncidents

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Remember when breaches were a "big deal?" Ah, the good ol' days. Now, it's like your daily serving of digital doom. We've got more exposed records than a nudist beach on a hot summer day. AT&T's just out here giving away phone numbers like they're samples at a grocery store, Change Healthcare's idea of change is apparently ransomware fashion, and Snowflake's making it snow personal data. Oh, and let's not forget our friends in the UK's Synnovis, turning pathology labs into hacker playgrounds. Is it too late to go back to carrier pigeons and smoke signals?